A Birthday for America Not Great Again

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Hello ladies!

Would you enjoy Donald Chump non-violently and legally suffering?

I can imagine. He's a New Yorker and he hates all of you who live in it.

Left leaning women.

Hates you. You know. I hate him. Will hate him for you. 

He could have at least appointed pro-choice judges. He made serveral women get abortions. I have it on my hunch. 

And then he goes and appoints anti-women judges.

The list is long of bad things he's done.

The list is short of anyone who can take him on.

LIST:

Me.

GIRLS please allow me to politcally hogtie him.

I need two terms to do it. By February 2029 I guarantee results.

He will non-violently and legally suffer.

I will do the making. From the House. Of Representatives.

I PROMISE.

I GUARANTEE.

You get me elected as your Congressman for "The Flyin' Tenth" and it shall happen.

ALL WOMEN'S RIGHTS!

Please make a really long list. I'll get them all through by Christmas 2029.

*****

I did some good Park deeds today.

Helped a damsel get revenge against a man.

That was the major one.

I don't want problems to be a hero for. I have to get your attention by playing my guitar and doing various other outlandish things.

*****

Several of you watched me play today.

What did you think?

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