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From: Wolf Alexander <thespitfirehunter@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, Jul 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Subject: Mark forward to Elon CUBAN TO CUBAN
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From: Wolf Alexander <thespitfirehunter@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, Jul 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Subject: Mark forward to Elon CUBAN TO CUBAN
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Dear Elon the Not That Great,
I applaud your effort to subvert both parties. What I boo is you making yet another corruption and graft machine.
If you support your eventual "taxation to death" you can help me win here in New York's 10th Congressional District.
"The Flying Tenth!" Which is an ironic title because this email is like a metaphorical dive-bombing of your life.
MARK COCKSUCKER CUBAN. YOU BETTER FORWARD THIS OR I'LL EMAIL YOU NEXT AND YOU WON'T LIKE THE STORY.
Hey, Muskitis.
What is so much fun about repopulating the earth? I get wanting to have a lot of sex but not avoiding the abortion if required. If you are an "alpha male" the term is ridiculous. I could whoop you six ways from Sunday in half a dozen gladiator sports. Also I don't need bodyguards and never will. That's a big one.
ELON MUSK NEEDS A BABYSITTER!
I take care of my own security work. Ask Admiral Greenert who was his best ONI boy.
What I am going to take care of is your hope of success. Because I won't allow your unborn party-baby to be born. I am aborting the idea right meow.
MARK YOU TOO. THIS AIN'T HAPPENING. NO MORE PARTIES. JUST PEOPLE. WITH GOOD IDEAS AND NOT SO MUCH MONEY YOU FUCKS.
WHO SAID YOU GET TO TELL EVERYONE ELSE WHAT TO DO BECAUSE YOU ARE DOING BETTER AT REAL WORLD MONOPOLY?
Not this Congressman. You will both pay. And will end up with $999,999,999 and 99 cents. I will have the Treasury Department print a Space Jam check Mark. Big one. Elon what do you want on your check? How about a picture of my ass?
-Alex
--Wolf Alexander
---Congressman Alexander
----Billionaires' Worst Nightmare