SOS to SUSIE WILES

ALERT FOR THE FBI

Seth Sturm of Metz WV may have child porn on his devices.

I am guessing.


*****

*****

She seems nice. Susie Wiles.

Nice and dangerous.

---------- Forwarded message ---------
From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Jul 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Subject: SOS to SUSIE WILES
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Cc: <maryannclaytor@gmail.com>, Mari Sturm <marialicesturm@gmail.com>

Dear Susie, Ms. Wiles, 

Please read this aloud to your boss "The Chump".

I say aloud because you are 20,000 leagues smarter than he is. I can tell from your ferocious stare. Kindly interpret my Southern American English for him as you enjoy.

Your Gallant Servant,

---Congressman Wolf Alexander NY 10 2026

FROM WEST BY-GOD VIRGINIA!

*****

Dear Donald,

Hey Yankee,

For someone so "good with girls" most'of'em hate yer guts.

You ain't never met a woman you didn't wanna put a saddle on.

I want'em to put one on me half the time.

And you don't like feeling dumber'n anyone else. But I got bad news. The ladies are brighter'n you.

I'd love to meet all the girls of 'Merica and hear their opinions and ideas and have'em order me around a little. 

You want women to shut up'n'git unless yer using them fer somethin'.

*****

Now, no more bullshit. 

Let's parlay about Dan Goldman.

Mah opponent. 

You want'at cocksucker to lose, right? You want it to be a gully warsher and funny.

I gotcha. I'll make that bluebelly run!

How 'bout helpin' me a bit?

Spread the word: "Gimme a rebel yell for Wolf Alexander! He will make every living Democrat look like a jackass.

--Wolf Alexander

P.S. Talladega

*****

IF YOU AREN'T SUSIE WILES AND NONE OF YOU ARE, MAKE SURE SHE GETS THIS.

MERCI,

-ALEX

P.P.S. Tell the FBI Seth Sturm of Metz WV has child porn on his devices.

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