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She seems nice. Susie Wiles.
Nice and dangerous.
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From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Jul 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Subject: SOS to SUSIE WILES
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From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Jul 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Subject: SOS to SUSIE WILES
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Dear Susie, Ms. Wiles,
Please read this aloud to your boss "The Chump".
I say aloud because you are 20,000 leagues smarter than he is. I can tell from your ferocious stare. Kindly interpret my Southern American English for him as you enjoy.
Your Gallant Servant,
---Congressman Wolf Alexander NY 10 2026
FROM WEST BY-GOD VIRGINIA!
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Dear Donald,
Hey Yankee,
For someone so "good with girls" most'of'em hate yer guts.
You ain't never met a woman you didn't wanna put a saddle on.
I want'em to put one on me half the time.
And you don't like feeling dumber'n anyone else. But I got bad news. The ladies are brighter'n you.
I'd love to meet all the girls of 'Merica and hear their opinions and ideas and have'em order me around a little.
You want women to shut up'n'git unless yer using them fer somethin'.
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Now, no more bullshit.
Let's parlay about Dan Goldman.
Mah opponent.
You want'at cocksucker to lose, right? You want it to be a gully warsher and funny.
I gotcha. I'll make that bluebelly run!
How 'bout helpin' me a bit?
Spread the word: "Gimme a rebel yell for Wolf Alexander! He will make every living Democrat look like a jackass.
--Wolf Alexander
P.S. Talladega
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IF YOU AREN'T SUSIE WILES AND NONE OF YOU ARE, MAKE SURE SHE GETS THIS.
MERCI,
-ALEX
P.P.S. Tell the FBI Seth Sturm of Metz WV has child porn on his devices.