to Pam "007" Bondi - US Attorney General and Chief

---------- Forwarded message ---------

From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, Jul 18, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Subject: TO PAM "007" BONDI - US ATTORNEY GENERAL AND CHIEF
To: <Pam.bondi@usdoj.gov>, <reservations@thedailyshow.com>, <internship@thedailyshow.com>, <jenflanz@thedailyshow.com>, <info@thedailyshow.com>, <help@thedailyshow.com>, <Mets@thedailyshow.com>, <tilzer@roar.la>, Michael Kosta <michael@michaelkosta.com>, <dbo@dixontalent.com>, <ramin.hedayati@gmail.com>, <jmelkmann@thedailyshow.com>, <tickets@thedailyshow.com>, <desi.lydic@gmail.com>, <contact@ronnychieng.com>, <ticketsupport@ronnychieng.com>, <jeffrey.jacobs@caa.com>, <justin.edbrooke@caa.com>, <justin.gorkowitz@caa.com>, <ka@kamesmgmt.com>, <fh@kamesmgmt.com>, Megan McWaters <mmcwaters@independentartistgroup.com>, <mburgos@independentartistgroup.com>, <help@lewisblack.com>, <gkuhlenschmidt@yahoo.com>, <gkuhlenschmidt@secondcity.com>, <gracekuhlen@gmail.com>, <brett@cgftalent.com>, <cory.wang@authenticm.com>, <alex.burditt@authenticm.com>, <brittanymehmedovic17@gmail.com>
Cc: <Todd.blanche@usdoj.gov>, <SupremeCtBriefs@usdoj.gov>, <askcopsRC@usdoj.gov>, <webmaster@usdoj.gov>, <Interpol-USNCB.FOIA@usdoj.gov>, <USPardon.Attorney@usdoj.gov>, <rosalind.sargent-burns@usdoj.gov>, <Kira.Gillespie@usdoj.gov>, <Civil.Feedback@usdoj.gov>, <ojp.responsecenter@usdoj.gov>, <ovw.info@usdoj.gov>, <ustrustee.program@usdoj.gov>, <AccesstoJustice@usdoj.gov>, <TAX.MAIL@usdoj.gov>, <info.FCSC@usdoj.gov>, <webcontentmgr.enrd@usdoj.gov>, <askcrs@usdoj.gov>, <usane.webmaster@usdoj.gov>, <USAHI.PublicAffairs@usdoj.gov>, <AskDOJ@usdoj.gov>, <USAWAW.PublicComment@usdoj.gov>, <USAWAE.webmaster@usdoj.gov>, <webmaster.cae2@usdoj.gov>, <USAWY.Webmaster@usdoj.gov>, <usanm.usattorney@usdoj.gov>, <USACO.PublicAffairs@usdoj.gov>, <usasd.information@usdoj.gov>, <usaoke.adminMB@usdoj.gov>, <arw.web@usdoj.gov>, <USAARE.webmaster@usdoj.gov>, <USAMOE-Questions@usdoj.gov>, <usao-webmaster@usdoj.gov>, <usaian.webmaster@usdoj.gov>, <usawie.webmaster@usdoj.gov>, <usains.webmaster@usdoj.gov>, <usapam.contact@usdoj.gov>, <usapae.USAttorney@usdoj.gov>, <usari.media@usdoj.gov>, <usanh.webmail@usdoj.gov>, <usavt.ContactUs1@usdoj.gov>, <USAFLS.CitizenComplaints@usdoj.gov>, <USA-ALN-WEBMASTER@usdoj.gov>, <USAGAS.Webmaster@usdoj.gov>, <usancw.webmaster@usdoj.gov>, <USANCM.Webmaster@usdoj.gov>, <USANCE.PublicInfoOfficer@usdoj.gov>, <USAKYW.webmaster@usdoj.gov>, <usavae.usattys@usdoj.gov>, K. Cockrell <WordAssociate@gmail.com>, k c <WordWhispers1@gmail.com>

Dear Madame Prosecutor,

If in the adventurous reaches of your mind, you are wondering "when the other side takes power, am I going to get in trouble?"...

I guarantee, you will not.

First of all there isn't going to be an "other side" to take power. The Democratic Party died. No one told them yet. Now I'll tell them.*

*not a threat of violence. an artistic joke.

But more importantly! "No woman who has worked for Donald Trump will get in trouble for trying to help him".

The men who have helped him will be in a whole heap of trouble, but you ladies! are fine. I give you my gallant promise, he won't come back to haunt you.

*****

Do you mind if I haunt him, Pam? Non-violently and legally, The Chump is my political opponent and I must be a mild nuisance.

If I become a nuisance to you, Ms. Atomic Blondi, please accept my apology before telling me to knock it off. As you wish. 

And if any other male journalist becomes a nuisance, tell me by your growling response to him at a future press conference, and he'll stop.

*****

But seriously, I know you're thinking that, "well, maybe I've gone too far to help [that Chump]", and you have, but that's okay! 

"All Womens' Rights!" includes MAGA women.

Would you like to be an independent Congresswoman or Senator after he's retired?

How about the Majority Whip of the House, in 2029?

Whatever you desire.

----the Speaker of the House, in 2029

P.S. I can assure you and your viewers that I am a comedian at heart.

-Alex

P.P.S. To my viewers: She is the most powerful woman in America.

--Wolf Alexander