urgent! ANY WOMAN RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT PLEASE

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From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, Jul 2, 2025, 11:46 AM
Subject: urgent! ANY WOMAN RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT PLEASE
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Dear Zohran,

Congratulations!

Of all the men I wanted you to win the most.

Adrienne gets a turn next time?

That isn't a question.

*****

Now you gotta win again. Unless an independent heroic woman runs against you then I shall try to sabotage your campaign on her behalf.

Until then I will only focus on Andrew and Eric's.

Hey boys. Only Zohran's campaign has a "The Park" permit from me. Unless you send all female campaign teams. But if I see a man representing either of you in Washington Square they're getting "lobbied".

To quit.

For fun!

Capisce? All's fair in love and the 1st Amendment.

Anyway Zohran. Don't be an alsoran the second time trying.

I highlight your friend Bernie. Who just didn't have "The Right Stuff" either time. Figure out what he was missing and don't miss it.

*****

Ladies Bernie was missing grit. Gruffness. Guile and glory seeking especially.

Zohran this is counterintuitive because for relationships this is wrong. But for politics it's right.

Be the champion. YOU are gonna do all this stuff.

NOT WE. There is no "we". 

We is a bullshit word meaning "for me with your help" and that's not what you're doing.

You are doing FOR THEM with your help.

You dig?


You dig.

---Congressman Alexander NY 10 2026

SpitfireHunter.com

--Wolf Alexander

-Alex

On Thu, Jun 12, 2025, 12:41 PM Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com> wrote:
Andrew,

Have you seen your face recently? You look like Bela Lugosi died. Then Mel Brooks brought him back for the sequel to Young Frankenstein.

The Daily Show staff is howling with laughter, Andew. They know me and are reading this. Jon Stewart isn't quite sure who he wants to win. It should be Adrienne Adams but he's not that progressive cough.

You are going to lose. Can you feel it? Maybe not there's always a chance your newsgoons fabricate something about Mr. Bernie Brohan. I say that with love, Bernie Sanders WAS a great leader. Then he lost twice 'cause he wasn't tough. You're tough. Like a leather saddle that's been "hard rode and put away wet". For a number of years. Out west. The old west.

So are you planning on sexually harassing women again should you unfortunately win? Any and all of it counts, friendo. Lemme explain it to you, son, since "super Mario" didn't.

If a girl doesn't like you she doesn't "flirt" back with gusto. She might be talking to you because you're her boss, with a reputation for revenge against women who turn you down. Go away and see if she, bothers you. If not STAY AWAY.

Either way, 

Win or lose,

STOP DOING THAT YOU STUPID FUCK. I PROMISE YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH IT AGAIN. Ladies send me whatever, he does, in detail and I will "nail him to the cross" with it. 

Seriously. Drew. What's so much fun about coercing a woman into hooking up with you? Is that fun? That's pretty fucked up. You look pretty fucked up. Only Sylvester Stalone is jealous of your face.

Your brother isn't quite as stupid as Rush Limbaugh made him out to be. I'd vote for him for mayor before you. He's nice to his on-air female sidekick. So why are you such DINOsaur about feminism?

IF A WOMAN DOES NOT APPROACH YOU, DO NOT APPROACH HER. That'll work.

Are your feet wet?

----Poseidon

*****

In summary:

Andrew Cuomo is a bastard who shouldn't win if mother nature has her say. LADIES LET HIM HAVE IT AT THE BALLOT BOX!

Zohran may be a socialist but he's not a creep.

---Congressman Wolf Alexander

--Wolf Alexander

-Alex


The end

You turned off the letter.

Turn it back on!

Sorry P.S. Andrew go fuck yourself. I challenge you to a duel of manhood of any kind. Well, not killing nursing home patients. I'll let you have that one.

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