We're Gonna Need a Bigger Bat

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From: Wolf Alexander <baberuth1920@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, Jul 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Dear Jon,

How did Babe Ruth swing a baseball bat at least half a pound heavier than all modern players?

GROWL.

He was a very angry young man. He tried to knock the cover off the ball with every wallop.

"I swing big. I either hit big or I miss big. I like to live as big as I can."

Ted Williams got everyone to use the lightest bat possible for max swing speed.

But as you should remember, you can only swing a bat so fast. A broomstick or a Louisville Slugger.

If you aim for max speed instead of max weight, you lose a ton, of potential MOMENTUM.

Momentum from "give a damn". From inner fire.

The CRASH of Babe's homers was all that MOMENTUM. From a huge fuckin' bat he swung like a wrecking ball.

*****

Help me wreck the Democratic Party, Jon. Then I'll wreck the Republicans by myself.

*****

GREAT EPISODE. Super-great.

You growled! 

Your art growled!! 

And it was very damaging.

*****

BE CAREFUL ABOUT BLAMING "THE WEALTHY"

You, are wealthy. My mom, is wealthy. Doctors lawyers businesspeople, good savers, are the lower upper class.

THEY are wealthy. They, aren't the enemy.

THE "SUPER WEALTHY"

The "super rich"

NOT THE 1%!!!!!

The 1% of the 1%

The Billionaires.

THEY ARE THE ENEMY.

PLEASE DON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN.

---Congressman Alexander

*****

P.S. Wanna go to a Phillies Mets game for our parlay?

-Alex

*****

P.P.S. I am the bigger bat.

--Wolf Alexander

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