I Will Lobby the NYPD Soon


Telling them to tell their patrol jackasses TO.

STOP. USING.

THEIR LIGHTS AND/OR SIRENS.

FOR THEIR CONVENIENCE.

I see and hear it constantly and it bothers me.

Ambulances sometimes do it too. 

The fire trucks rarely drive to the deli so I assume it's a real dangerous emergency when I hear their sirens.

BUT THE NYPD FAKE IT OFTEN.

Here's how to tell if a cop is faking the emergency:

If they only use the lights and siren to go through the traffic light and then turn them off down the block.

NO.

A real emergency, they need to go at max speed the whole way and will leave them on the whole way.

But when they do it one intersection at a time, they just want to skip the red light.

I WILL STOP THEM DOING IT.

SOON.

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