All Dogs Go to Hell

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(a Royal Air Force "filter room" during the Battle of Britain)

I want you I need you oh Spitfire!

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"All Dogs Go to Hell"

Dedicated to Stef Dag of "Oh Hot and Single" and Rachel Tokar who I am not allowed to talk to. :0)

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I have loved three dogs so don't tell me I am mean for this.

What the fuck do you need a dog for?

If you want to hug and kiss on something, make it your lover.

Unfortunately, most people can't find decent relationships, so they take it out on pets.

NOT ME.

Get those fuckin' things away from me.

A doggy is a lame-ass wolf. And I don't want one in my house. What's it good for if not for the love? I don't need the safety. Get self defense training not a guard dog.

It's totally retarded, having for your best friend something that can't talk back and you shouldn't want to have sex with.

And for any couple, a dog is a third wheel, the same way a baby is. Slightly less bad but only slightly. Because it dies before your child would go away. Except now kids never go away.

I hate them even more. Dead baby jokes are my go-to.

How do you get 12 babies out of a trash can?

Pitchfork.

Women. I love you. You are the only part of the animal kingdom that I love. 

The rest of them, including the other half of the human species, I wouldn't care if they all went extinct if it wouldn't hurt you or me.

I'm not a hunter of animals for food but given the opportunity...

I love killing men. I wish I could get paid for it. Maybe I did. Maybe I can't talk about unless it's across a pillow.

Oh yeah this was about dogs. And cats, they're even worse. I can't even begin to explain out how horrible they are. At least dogs do a good job pretending to care about you.

IF YOU DON'T PUT MAXIMUM LOVE INTO ONE OTHER HUMAN BEING AND NONE OTHER YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY.

The End

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On Sat, Jul 12, 2025, 10:52 AM Wolf Alexander <allwomensrights@gmail.com> wrote:

Hey Girls!

MAC if you know Mari's regular email address that her baby brother doesn't use for I don't wanna know please forward this.

Seth is mad at me because I hate him and am trying my best to make him kill himself.

Richard Ojeda had a campaign aid Chris Stratton I successfully killed with a phone call. Seriously. I blew him out of the sky on the phone. He got arrested for violent craziness and died like 6 months after our conversation. 


I'm trying to do that to Seth.

So far so not great he's still bothering me.

But it's fun to try!

Both of you will get HUGE TREMENDOUS REWARDS after I win. Political and change.

Check out my website:

SpitfireHunter.com

Whatcha think? As women. I don't care what that twerp your campaign destroyer and brother says. He's so arrogant without success or even an attempt at anything resembling great. 

Read my newspaper. That's where the fun is.

-Alex

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