One of Your Congressman's Fun Ideas
You know what will be fun?
A bonfire. A non-riot bonfire with The Fountain as the fire pit.
Tell me that wouldn't be fun?
WITH KEGS AND BEER PONG AND WHATEVER DOESN'T KILL ANYBODY.
And it will be done after I win. I'll try before but odds are they won't approve it until I move into Dan Goldman's office. Legally and non-violently, January 2027.
So plan for Valentine's Day 2027.
VALENTINES' DAY BONFIRE 2027.
Guaranteed.
Rules:
There are no rules...
Girls.
Ladies you decide who gets to attend. Please invite me I feel like it's fair.
Anyway I love this park. The Park.
If you are aware of a cooler urban greenspace on Earth tell me where.
In the USA this beats San Francisco's park along... what's it called?
Who cares go NYC! The Flyin' 10th specificically.
Haight and Ashbury in San Francisco. There's a park west of that hippy junction and I imagine it's fun during the day because it was famous for being so in the 60's and I got weed there easily at night.
The moral of the story is it ain't no Washington Square.
Golden Gate Park.
You can tell Gavin Newsom I said so. And he's banned from this one.
Do you mind if I have a veto on admittance?
No sign carrying male Democrat can set foot in The Park without a permit from me. And they ain't getting one.
Republicans don't dare. I never (good) see MAGA cocksuckers here.
If any show up point them out and they'll leave.
Fast.
I scared a Jesus freak the other day real easy.
Also I don't talk like issss but it's fun to write in my home state's accent.
