The Wild vs The Real World


A reason homeless people like being homeless is because it's a more "wild" lifestyle. It's more like our evolutionary ancestors. Prehistoric woman. Didn't have an apartment. I mean pre-human prehistoric woman, didn't have an apartment.

Pre-cavewoman.

Obviously they had an apartment.

Camping is fun. Why? More like then. Feels better. In a hard to define way.

I do not have a perminant apartment so I still feel a little homeless. I am staying in a... nice appearing hotel. With one really... hard for me to deal with problem. I'm not going to say the hotel or the problem because I like it too much to complain. It's hard to find an apartment or room for $2500 a month three blocks or less from Washington Square Park but if you have a room and want the future Speaker of the House as a "fratmate" I am available as of the 17th of August.

I realize girls I was talking to boys because unless you are very brave, and you don't have to be, an offer to stay with all girls would make my year. But I am as far from homosexual as... I'll let Nirvana explain:

"My libido!"

Anyway I feel a tiny bit homeless and it's a tiny bit unsettling. I've been actually homeless a couple of days a couple of times. Once for necessity and a few times for an adventure. It's an adventure. And adventures are fun but stressful. It's nice to crash in a fluffy bed after one. Wilder and Wonderful not excluded. You can make a frontier cabin really nice and comfortable without a lot of modern stuff. 

It's permanent. Always yours. So you can make it exactly how you want it. Your own apartment. Which is why I want one. My own apartment. Or at least a by-the-year room. I'm not high maintenance. I am very high. Now and always! :0)

When something is definitely yours come hell or high water, you can feel really safe in it. Hotel hopping causes me "I don't want them to throw me out" anxiety which I would rather not have. This feels like a dorm and I am not the president of the university. Know what I mean?

City living is hardest because there is not a lot of space so everyone can have their own.

Country living is hardest because there's no one there. I went to "the best bar" in my hometown in Harrison County West Virginia at midnight on a Saturday night and there was, no one there. Bar open but a dead parking lot.

"I gotta get outta here" was my conclusion.

"The Park" is way better.

Way, better. It's like if I could build "heaven" and got to go. Lol. Spitfire. You are, all. So. Hot it's unreal. I am from "Fattsylvania" - MAGA girls, fun loving as they are, do not go outside after college. House car job car house. And I am not attracted to a woman who can't with practice climb a tree.

Not that I am a super tree climber. Metaphor.

Anyway at any given moment and later today will be one, I will be surrounded, by more hot women than before this year I have ever seen in one open area.

I wish I could flirt with any and all of you but I am scared to get shot down. I just don't want to be shot down ever again. So I'm not asking. That works for the crashing problem but not for I am playing on my computer at 9:30am problem. (I'd rather not be on my computer wink wink nudge nudge grin grin cough cough)

Monty Python didn't have "cough cough" I added that.