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on August 29, 2025

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The Best Platform for Political Office Ever

0. ALL WOMENS' RIGHTS! Every law, that you agree by majority, is good for you, I will get for you. I assume you want abortion back. Check. Maternal everything. Check. Free products everywhere. Check. The benefit of the doubt in self defense against a man. Check. Subways twenty degrees cooler in the summer. Check. Seriously. Anything you tell me when I'm Speaker in 2029 that you want, I will get for you. No debate from me. If you want to have rapists and #MeToo'ers dropped from airplanes into the Southern Ocean, no problem. 1. THE DESTRUCTION OF THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM and replacing it with no system at all. Just people. Independent, non partisan people, running for office under their name, and behind their ideas. 2. DIRECT DEMOCRACY : "I am therefore I vote". About EVERYTHING. Congress and the President will listen to you. Everyone votes about everything you want to vote about and that will be added up. Eventually those votes will have the power of law. For the near...

Lightning Fast Autobiography

Wolf Alexander is fifteen years old. That will make sense shortly. He was born in September, 2009, on the day he told the system "fuck you". ( related video ) ***** ( very related video ) From the moment I began to rebel I never let them tell me I was wrong. It wasn't all that spectacular. I refused to get out of my friend's friend's truck. Out of the bed of the truck. I decided no one on earth was going to get me out of it no matter what. I caved later when arrest was imminent. In the time between I shot down every attempt at coaxing and every assault to drag me out. Both boys tried and I fought them off. Imagine a pickup truck out front and I am arguing with a dozen different people. I wasn't going to get out until I was good and ready. If I had been the truck owner I would have called my bluff and drove off with the other me in the back but he wasn't that bright. Since then I was in a civil war with my socio-regional neighborhood back home. Ba...

My Sociological Views Are Changing

I am "Jewish", from a small Bible Belt town. There was one other Jewish student in my high school class of ~180. She didn't like me. There was one student of color in the grade below me. Two in the grade above. I only remember well Kanica! She was on my little league team. You can imagine what the town was like, culturally. MAGA country in the extreme. Therefore I had no white privilege. I was the leper even though I sunburn easily. There was one homosexual boy that I knew of. (these are mostly boys I am talking about) There was one "super-weirdo". One of my former friends became a deputy. A baseball teammate a detective. One girl had a New York accent. "Transgender" wasn't a word I ever heard until years and hundreds of miles later. I tell you all that to tell you this: All but one of those categories of people had absolutely no power. They were almost non-existent throughout my K-12 days in my hometown of Bridgeport, West Virginia. I do not mea...

To Edward R. Stewart

---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Tue, Mar 4, 2025 at 7:22 AM Subject: To Edward R. Stewart To: < reservations@thedailyshow.com >, < internship@thedailyshow.com >, < jenflanz@thedailyshow.com >, < info@thedailyshow.com >, < help@thedailyshow.com >, < Mets@thedailyshow.com >, < tilzer@roar.la >, Michael Kosta < michael@michaelkosta.com >, < dbo@dixontalent.com >, < ramin.hedayati@gmail.com >, < jmelkmann@thedailyshow.com >, < tickets@thedailyshow.com >, < desi.lydic@gmail.com >, < contact@ronnychieng.com >, < ticketsupport@ronnychieng.com >, < jeffrey.jacobs@caa.com >, < justin.edbrooke@caa.com >, < justin.gorkowitz@caa.com >, < ka@kamesmgmt.com >, < fh@kamesmgmt.com >, Megan McWaters < mmcwaters@independentartistgroup.com >, < mburgos@independentartistgroup.com >,...

The Dating World in a Tweet

Besting those who are like you physically, to find the best of those who isn't like you physically. *The straight, cis, dating world P.S. I wish one of you would be brave enough to message me. 3/2/25

"Mademoiselle Progressive" : Hand Forward to AOC

My legend grows. ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < thespitfirehunter@gmail.com > Date: Sun, Mar 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM Subject: "Mademoiselle Progressive" : Hand Forward to AOC To: < us@justicedemocrats.com >, < press@justicedemocrats.com >, < gerardo.bonilla@mail.house.gov >, < maribel.hernandezrivera@mail.house.gov >, < ariel.eckblad@mail.house.gov > Cc: < abelson@nytimes.com >, < azam.ahmed@nytimes.com >, < alderman@nytimes.com >, < sam.anderson@nytimes.com >, < bappelbaum@nytimes.com >, < tarango@nytimes.com >, < randya@nytimes.com >, < asimov@nytimes.com >, < austen@nytimes.com >, < peter.baker@nytimes.com >, < kim.barker@nytimes.com >, < brooks@nytimes.com >, < barron@nytimes.com >, < ebarry@nytimes.com >, < Pam.Belluck@nytimes.com >, < belson@nytimes.com >, < tara@nytimes.com >, < o...

I Fought the Fight Club and the Law Won

Yesterday was my fourth day battling with weapons at NYC Fight Club . ( video from the third day ) If you are a woman and you wanna get some frustration out against men in a safe way I would suggest joining. You can shadow spar at boxing or martial arts and you can pick up a foam sword or knives and see how you'd fair in a duel. For the first time I did some shadow sparring while waiting for Martin the club president and dueling partner to arrive. He brought two foam knives that I asked for so I could try " double sai " against his single sword. Because I am unable so far to beat him sword vs sword. Although the last time I figured out a possibly winning technique and he quickly told me it was "against the rules" - holding and swinging the sword like a baseball bat. Since it's his club I kept having to bend to his bullshit to not offend him. That time is now over. ***** I couldn't beat him two knives to one sword although... I never really try a...

Hero Here

I got rid of a urine smelling, unbelievably bothersome homeless man yesterday. I literally bribed him with a promise of money to follow me out of The Park -- then didn't pay him when I got him across the street. He tried to go back but I played good defense in basketball and wouldn't let him cross back over. I sidestepped him away from the entrance in the middle of the street and he gave up and left the area. It's a big Park and there are a lot of bad dudes in it every day but I am going to get rid of them as best I can.

Every Day a Snow Day

"Hyperactive" = Energetic Why is being energetic bad? ***** I never got called ADD but I "got it" now. Means I enjoy fun. ***** My life is a forever snow day. I'm eating pizza at 9:43 and watching Spaceballs. This is my "job".

Opening Day!! for Next Years Election!

Was yesterday. Saturday, August... twenty third, 2025. Hey! N.Y.U.! the greatest university I never considered. Stupid of me. If you've seen my UVA gear I didn't go to UVA. I campaigned there briefly and I from VIRGINIA! the western part . ***** You're invited to listen to the music I am listening to while I write for You. ***** Who saw me at The Park? Spitfire! There were a lot of you around yesterday. I flirted awfully with one of you and she was not having it. Lol. I didn't know what to say except "will you make out with me?" and I haven't tried that yet. I am there for your attention and approach. Yeah I want to win and yeah I'm going to win but I can't lie. I am doing what you do, in reverse. Making myself unignorable and expecting you to hit on me. She sat down and listened to me play guitar and sing for a good while. I snuck a glance or two first to make sure it wasn't a dude cause fuck them never and when I saw her I got nervous, as ...

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