This is what I call a Trident Missile.
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From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Sep 18, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Subject: Dan Goldman Sucks
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From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Sep 18, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Subject: Dan Goldman Sucks
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ALL WOMEN'S RIGHTS!
Hey Dan,
There is no way you haven't spoken my name to yourself by now several times.
How many friends have told you they've seen me? Have you, seen me? Roaring down your street wherever that is.
What matters is, you, fundamentally, suck.
You represent the most liberal district in America and you, ain't no hippy. You're a square. Dan. A narc too. Doesn't everyone just love a lawyer, for the state.
You have money. Congratulations. Anything else?
-Alex
P.S. I write extended P.S.s. You'll read.
This is my formal challenge to you to debate me about how gay you are. I mean seriously. The district that includes Washington Square Park, America's Progressive Playground, and that voted for "a friend of ours" The Man Zohran, has you, a Yankee jackass, for its Congressman.
My voters haven't even registered, yet. You're done. And don't believe me, that'll make it easier.
--Wolf Alexander
P.P.S. Don't worry, I am a political non-violent and legal destroyer of campaigns. That's all.
I don't hate you. You can valet my desk into your old office.
---Congressman Alexander
P.P.P.S. I can do this all day, Dan. Email you to hell. But instead I will be at The Park! Having fun. When was the last time you had fun?
ALL WOMEN'S RIGHTS!
----Poseidon on the Internet