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From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, Sep 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Subject: The New Way to Run for Office
To: Ivy <ivy@lppfusion.com>
Cc: Kristin McGowan <kristin.l.mcgowan@gmail.com>, Jose Ballena <jose.ehouse@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, Sep 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Subject: The New Way to Run for Office
To: Ivy <ivy@lppfusion.com>
Cc: Kristin McGowan <kristin.l.mcgowan@gmail.com>, Jose Ballena <jose.ehouse@gmail.com>
To: Ivy Karamitsos - Special Projects
You requested the "how-to" guide of my campaign. Your desire is my command:
I have to be famous to win.
I am spending every single second I can being as legally ridiculous in a gallant way as I can.
Next July I will use that fame to get the 3000 signatures I need to be on the ballot.
Next fall I will use my NYU crew of half a hundred thousand students to tell the rest of the district.
Everything I think is already written down in my newspaper.
Soon it will be listen-to-able on my radio show (podcast yuck I hate that word).
After that I will go hardcore for television (TikTok etc)
I spend several days a week and many hours during those days in Washington Square Park. Being the most conspicuous artist-in-residence. I have a one string guitar and a two string fiddle and I am really goddamn good at the guitar and higher soon, the fiddle.
Before and after I set up my colorful display with my name everywhere in every direction I fly (hike) at high speed throughout The Park. I am the fastest walker in New York City (unless one of those Olympians lives here). I roar through The Park. I can't wait till someone videos me cough American Buttoneer.
You may see in my videos that I have made myself "The Lone Ranger" for Washington Square. Everytime I see a human that's not a woman being generally unpleasant to any possible woman, I fuck with them until they leave.
Before I get to The Park and after I leave it I walk the same pell-mell everywhere else. In the middle of the streets wherever possible. I make cars and trucks get out of my way. That badass. All. Over the city.
That's just for now. Friday I am adding a Hunger Games "Girl on Fire!" cape with "Congressman Wolf Alexander" in jumbo letters to my batle-dress. Thanks to Embroidery House and Son for that!
That's my campaign at the moment Ivy.
-Alex