To The President from The Speaker of the House


I will get him impeached and convicted the first month of my second term. January 2029.

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From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Sep 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Subject: To The President from The Speaker of the House
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Mr. Chump,

I believe that you want to make America great again. I don't believe women agree it's greater now than it was before you showed up in The Oval.

Nonetheless what you're doing is consistent with what Dwight Eisenhower would generally agree with. So I can't be super-awfully upset. You can't call Dwight Eisenhower unAmerican. Although you can call him an asshole.

The pendulum of American politics will, swing back towards the progressive. If Nixon couldn't hold it conservative I don't give you greater odds.

Forgetting how annoyed you will be at your legacy being a lot undone, do consider how it would be best for the country that that was done.

We agree that apple pie or in my case cherry is the best kind of dessert. Yummy foreign ones notwithstanding. 

Do you want the progressives who really don't like America the idea we both have of it winning coming up next? I wave no flag for Israel but I goddamn definitely don't wave one for Palestine. I wave the American flag or the Bonnie Blue for my home state's rights.

The men of the progressive left are horrible. Half of them say they're women. They allow their stomping grounds to be disgusting rat infested outdoor urinals. You're right about that. How you're fixing it isn't the best way. But that's not what this letter is about.

This letter is telling you that either I, who is only more American than you because I'm a southerner, or these cocksuckers who would burn our flag for fun, will be taking over after the pendulum swings back. It's going to happen, Donald. You are not that, good at politics. Too many Americans are aware you're a lame duck. And want their turn. Even those on your team like your hatchet man Buckeye Bob.

DO NOT LET THEM BE THE ONES LEFT WITH YOUR MESS. Because they will fuck things up. Bad. They can't even do anything with 100,000 angry people. How dumb do you have to be to be unable to effectively use 100,000 screaming angry people? I don't want them to figure out how. And I am personally, going after the most powerful of these cocksucking men here in New York City.

Help me. You will prefer my America in your retirement to theirs.

--Wolf Alexander

---Congressman Alexander NY10

-Alex

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