Hello women observing this contest!
I didn't realize this was to make fun of men for doing as bullshit what I am doing for real. But anyway.
I am stretching the rules by calling a homemade speech a dramatic reading. But I am doing! it dramatically and reading it from my phone as necessary so.
My speech!
ALL WOMENS' RIGHTS! ALL WOMENS' RIGHTS! ALL WOMENS' RIGHTS!
I am running for Congress for this district and that's what I'm running for. I will be the most feminist man ever elected to anything. And I promise you A SUPER MAJORITY IN CONGRESS the second time I win.
GOODBYE MEN! HELLO YOU!
I am available for questions at your desire.
I AM WOLF ALEXANDER. YOUR GALLANT CONGRESSMAN!