I Was Flying for a Bruising

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From: Wolf Alexander <yeagermail@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, Oct 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Subject: I Was Flying for a Bruising

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Hey Racy Tokin' Spitfire,

I got scared I was gonna get hurt tonight.

All to show off to you.

Got threatened with a knife. Punched in the jaw, twice by two different guys two different times.

Got three good videos and it's hard to eat this carrot.

First,

Some guy got loud with his buddies as I flew past and... I subtly egged him on... he called down the whole Park. Said "anybody can come and get some!" or something.

So I blew him out of the sky:


Flew past again a few minutes later to see if he was done.

He wanted another try:


Then later I roared past this guy. He said something uppity at my back, which is like him shooting at me. 

So I winged over and hammered him:


I can't actually defend myself. I mean I can. Too well. I am mortally afraid of arrest.

So when he threatened me with the knife I got a little scared. 

And who knows if any have a gun.

I don't want to fight because I'm not allowed. And frankly, I don't want to touch boys. 

I just like showing I won't ever back down.

Can I stop now? Have I proven it well enough?

Do you think I'm a badass?

If I was protecting you, I wouldn't fear arrest.