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"The forecast calls for a Rebel Tornado watch for the following comedy counties..."
Comedy makes people laugh by them watching, or hearing, or reading what they would do, say, or write they had more courage.
It's gotta be something they would almost express. And it's usually something they think they know-better-than, or a faux pas that you show-as-harmless.
A comediane is a leader of minds. You are out front, leading the charge!
An artistic general.
Laughing is a release of pent-up frustration. Your audience living vicariously through you. A cathartic experience.
Comedy makes people laugh by them watching, or hearing, or reading what they would do, say, or write they had more courage.
It's gotta be something they would almost express. And it's usually something they think they know-better-than, or a faux pas that you show-as-harmless.
A comediane is a leader of minds. You are out front, leading the charge!
An artistic general.
Laughing is a release of pent-up frustration. Your audience living vicariously through you. A cathartic experience.
"POV supergirl"
You are their heroine, And you do it with such style.
You are their heroine, And you do it with such style.
*****
A comediane I've never heard of put up a video of herself looking like a knockout.
K fuckin' O. She walloped me.
Like George Foreman in his prime.
Some comediennes only put up photos of themselves looking like nothing less than my mouth wide open seeing in somewhat disbelief as if she hit me with a six foot foam hammer. But this humorist I discovered today put up a video! And goddess... remembering it in my mind makes me stupor.
At first because of the shadow I thought she had underarm hair, which would have been a hella hot bonus feminist statement of fuck you but whatever. Hot enough. The dreamy smile she throws at the end...
I am glad I can stop thinking about her. Not being able to stop thinking about a girl I can't talk to would drive me to drive. But I quit racing. I can't drive alone without going too fast.
...
So Rebel Tornado I found yet another perfect girl. If only. If only she knew I was unbeatable in the boyfriend department. Although "muscular" is something I am now working on full steam. I got it going on down there (legs like wrought iron hickory) but upstairs I am kinda weak. Not attic upstairs. Shoulders upstairs. Attic is a palace.
So in this video... it took me watching it like 15 times to notice the trashcans, like so many men who try for her daily, I'm sure. Her cameraman oughta have seen them. By rights she should have blown them across the street.
*****
I am back home in West Virginia. I wanted to make NYC my home but I found who I was looking for and she says she doesn't want me so, why stay? The girl was the point of the congressional campaign. I can be "Congressman" Wolf Alexander any time I want. I give myself the aura and what else is there? Office hours?
Plus I figure my future forever-girlfriend will want to outshine me and that's fine. So if I am super famous first, she'll feel slighted I am hogging the attention she deserves and will never stop getting as long as she wants from the public.
From me she will have attention forever and ever and foreverever.
I have to come back to NYC for something in early December. After that... really don't know. But if she isn't a comediane she's an adventurer. I'll find her out of doors.
*****
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
You look like teen spirit.
You look like you can conquer the world.
I hope you do. Elizebeth the First in showbusiness.
But then what? Who will you share it with? The fun of being the best?
:0)
This is love wizardry.
Cowabunga!
-Alexander the Greatest