Children. Suck. and Not in the Good Way

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Dear Rebel Tornado,

Trust me.

I wanna do it. I want to get you pregnant. As an activity. I definitely want to do it. 

But it's a rigged game. The minute a child is unkillable, assuming you don't want o give it away and that's still a bad idea, our fun life as I see it is over.

You are a Catholic and thus some part of your brain still functions on the "these cocksuckers from 2000 said years ago said you gotta make more morons so I better follow along like an obedient woman"

Or your wild part is saying "this I wanna do cause it's what, I wanna do!"

And that I get. Cause I wanna, do my half at the beginning. BUT NOT A GODDAMN THING THEREAFTER. Cause all the rest of it AIN'T THE FUN PART. The part that feels good like it was designed by our evolution to feel has nothing to do with the other part.

Which feels bad. From the not being your "I wanna get you pregnant so badly" looking self going away to the dangers, annoyances, headaches, horros, not our fun is the major problem.

What's more fun? Being the adult or being their son or daughter? Being their son or daughter. Cause adults suck. And not in the good way.

Rebel. Please. I goddamn want, to do what you want me to do, or more specifically what you want to have done to you, but... it's not fun. It's death. It's our eventual death. From loss of fun.