Dumb to Wise Dictionary



There's a great Monty Python sketch when a Hungarian tourist john cleese goes into a tobacconist with a deliberately wrong and made naughty translation phrasebook and proceeds to ask the clerk for all kinds of stuff that doesn't make sense.

In that honor,

I present to you:

Things not to think when you talk to or encounter these type of men in a big city.

Do not think these things!

In alphabetical order by slur:

"Go fuck a dude f@g".

"Hooray for Israel j€w".

"Hello n!gger".

"Die p¡g".

"You're not homeless you're a reta®d".

"It's a man. It's a woman. It's a +ranny".

"You goddamn ¥ankee".

And if you're not sure or for any boy at any time you see them...

"COCKSUCKER!"