Dear David Plumby

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I endorse the book none of the movies.

From: Wolf Alexander <yeagermail@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Dec 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Subject: Dear David Plumby
To:
Cc: <jzimmerman@linsly.org>, <rzitzelsberger@linsly.org>, <bdepew@linsly.org>, <bbrubaker@linsly.org>, <jgiovengo@linsly.org>, <mdefazio@linsly.org>, <healthservices@linsly.org>, <squigley@linsly.org>, <mleone@linsly.org>, <wholt@linsly.org>, <jwallace@linsly.org>, <twilkinson@linsly.org>, <cgregory@linsly.org>, <fwilson@linsly.org>, <screely@linsly.org>, <pcunningham@linsly.org>, <lridenhour@linsly.org>, <rdiorio@linsly.org>, <plestini@linsly.org>, <ccoleman@linsly.org>, <museum@linsly.org>

Dear Ladies of Linsly getting this,

I'm sorry for bothering you on your Christmas break, but I thought you might find this entertaining!

I am your obedient servant.

--Wolf Alexander

*****

Lads, of Linsly. Some of you,

Remember me.

I didn't follow the dress code.

Alex Weinstein ne 2003

Send this to him. Perty please.

*****

Dear "Mr. Plumby"

There was a moment years ago when you threatened. To have your son beat me up. If I didn't do whatever you wanted me to do.

Wasn't important.

I don't remember doing it, but I don't remember saying go fuck yourself either.

I'm saying it now.

*****

At the time I was a bit of a weakling. I fixed that.

So,

I invite, you, Mr. Tough Guy,

And Mark your chump son, 

And any Linsly-man of your choosing, (no women please that's cheating), to fight me. 

TOGETHER. All three of you. Really. Call my bluff.

*****

Let me repeat that in case you don't speak Southern American English.

I, invite you, and your pussy ass son, and whatever "tough guy" your weak sauce school can supply, to fight me. THREE ON ONE. As long as it's televised, and I won't get arrested for sending all three of you to the hospital.

I will win.

-Alex