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From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, Dec 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Subject: Send This to HER!
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Dear Senator Hillary,

I beg your pardon for creating a fuss to get you to read this note. I stopped by the building on 125th last month but I got the feeling you weren't ever there.

Do you like Brad Lander? I doubt it. Certainly not politically. Do you want him to be the Congressman from the 10th? Because he's going to beat Dan Goldman, who you support? He's going to beat him by 25 points. 

62/37. Watch how close I get it.

*****

Indulge with me in a brief moment of fantasy: 

You are responsible for putting the first woman! in the White House, in 2029. Via me.

It should have been you. You should have been first. It wasn't fair and I mean that in the same sense it sounds.

You deserved it. 

You earned it. 

In the 20th century view of things, you did everything right as a girl. Unfortunately, you achieved your own defeat. 

You, the supreme feminist success, taught American females not to put up with what you put up with. 

And in gratitude for empowering their betters, American males went "ew, we don't like girls who talk back and say no" and voted for The Chump. Who has never taken no for an answer, and talks back to his wife like she's a sex slave.

I wanted you to beat that cocksucker. How about now? It's never too late for game-winning revenge.

I SHALL BE THAT INSTRUMENT, FOR YOU, MADAME SECRETARY.

How about if I, as Speaker of the House for three weeks in 2029, get him impeached for the third time, and convicted for the first? After I spend two years making his exit from the White House the 33rd rung of hell.

I am Dennis the Menace's gallant, grown-up southern self. See how effectively I bothered you? Let's make it official against him.

*****

Everything I say I can do. I can do, in a linear path you are smart enough to understand.

I am running against Brad Lander in the general election next fall. As an independent.

ALL. WOMEN'S. RIGHTS! Is at the top of my platform. By that I mean "EVERYTHING YOU WANT. The list shall be granted".

*****

Mlle Rodham,

Try me out. In a five minute interview, not only will I convince you I am worthy of the title Congressman but that I will hogtie and deep fry MAGA, and bring them to you on a silver platter.

Do not take into account the amateur appearance of my online presentation. I am not raising any money, and won't be asking you for any.

Your share and tell is all I desire.

When can you see me?

--Wolf Alexander

-Alex