Early, birthday, right now. Although in Israelastine it's Christmas, so.
Fuck, that fairy tale. Seriously. Fuck it and all the idiots who believe it. And all the cocksuckers who pretend to.
Two thousand and 25 years ago, some assholes brought forth a new deity. Conceived in some back room somewhere. Men trying to figure out how to get the most women to fuck them by law. Social law at first. The law of the group. Later political law, after Constantine had more Christians to kill than pagans to kill them with.
You are aware, believer, that Christmas was Saturnalia, right? Roman holiday, in December. Made a convenient swap for the masses to swallow.
Slop, to swallow. Garbage in the form of "do what we say because of the crap we make up or else". Which is how all religions work. You can't have a club without making it hard for members to leave.
Yankees pulled the same thing on us. Not this time.
("The Grey Ghost" - The uncapturable John S. Mosby)
Anyway since then Jesus Christ faggot has never gone away from anywhere western boots have tread, I still have to hear about the fucking homo-god all the time.
At least Poseidon could do cool stuff. Wine sucks I'd rather drink water. And now you, goddamn idiot, who thinks that's true, can enjoy all this water, up your stupid dago ass.