INSTRUCTIONS FOR NEVER DYING


Just because no one has lived forever yet, doesn't mean it's not possible.

And if you're going to live forever you have to stay young to do it. 

You will stay young by doing it.

It's a sport you can start now.

So your 114 won't be what you imagine one hundred and fourteen would be. It will be like regular 14.

Once you get the knack of staying young, you, stay, young. I am as certain as I can be. In 20 years I will look as good as I do now or better. If not, I was wrong.

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I am sitting on this Ottoman backwards. Like a catcher waiting for your fastball, except there's a piece of furniture between my legs supporting the stance.

It's very comfortable. And it's stretching my muscles, joints and ligaments.

All that time in prison and in submarines since 2009 left me very, stiff. I couldn't do a karate side-kick above a knee this summer. Now I can reach your belt. Sitting like this is helping the cause. I figured it out yesterday, experimenting how I can sit lower to this keyboard in a different kind of chair. 

That's the kind of experimenting I am always doing. And have been doing a ton, for 16 years.

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Start manifesting it now. Living forever. 

Say "I don't believe that it's possible just cause he says so, but I believe I can find out if it's possible myself." 

Then start trying to be as you were, as K-12'er, in every way you can come up with except sex with one of them.

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I was so, sexually advanced, for my age. I was trying to kiss every girl in kindergarten. Then I got to 3rd grade and hit the brick wall of "I'm ready. And I can get her ready. But the adults won't leave us the fuck alone to do it."

Took 11 more years before I felt free enough again to try.

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DO NOT WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE OLD THEN ATTEMPT "NOT TO DIE". 

That's what old people do. 

They figure they're not going to live forever. So they say fuck it. Destroy their bodies while entertaining themselves or simply consider the decline "natural", and then suddenly, as death approaches physically and they can feel themselves really unhealthy, go "oh fuck".

Then they try to swim upstream a mile from Niagara Falls. Once too many body systems are too damaged, it becomes an irreversible cascade. Dead.

You gotta build your physical dykes high, way, before the flood never arrives. 

It starts in your head. Contrary to what you were told, you cause most of your physical problems. Not DNA. The way you proceed in your life does it. Including not believing you can live forever, and playing with the idea.

It might be time, but it's you fucking up, over time.

You gotta fortress your youth by habit. So everything you think reinforces acting young. Which reinforces feeling young. 

It actually repairs your body and returns your mind to it's youthful speed. 

You can, I am, Wolverine yourself. Circular. Think young, act young, feel young, think young.

Get younger. It's surgery free possible.

Breaking out of the ice like Han Solo.

I am this year in the best physical shape I've ever been in by a mile and a half and I ain't done yet.

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I am going to do it.

I am going to live forever.

I'm the first person, to believe that. 

I believe it because I know how to do it, I'm perty sure.

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I DO NOT DO ANYTHING IN MY LIFE I DO NOT HAVE TO DO. I ONLY DO WHAT I WANT TO DO. All of my life now. All of my "nows" are mine.

All of my time, is playtime. Recess. After my parents close the door, or leave for work. Free time. The weekend. Vacation. Called in sick. Snow days. My time. Every second, I own. And I don't sell it cheaply. In fact I don't sell it, at all.

I treat myself, like the parent I wish I had, and as the child I am now. 

I provide as the parent, the chance for me the child, to play extreme.

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Thus every day I feel, younger. My physical abilities improve. My mind gets quicker. My ideas get more creative. My brain is at the frequency it was when I was in elementary school.

My creativity is unlimbered from the constraints of society. From the fear of the real world not accepting me. From making a living. Completely, from the concern we all got, or are about to get, as teenagerhood ends, which says "what am I going to do with my life?"

FUCK ALL THAT GARBAGE I AM EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL AND LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

I just remembered, and made myself do a mouth click - a click with my tongue like an acapellist, that I had not done, I don't think, since I was ~9 years old. Hadn't even thought about it until just a half hour ago. 

Then I was shy to do it. Alone in "navigation" (one of this sub's compartments). Like it would be weird or something.

Then I made myself do it and it was like I was transported back to 1994.

So I downloaded Dumb and Dumber, and am listening to it. Which is linked, to my memory from 1994. 

Try it. "I don't believe that it's possible just cause he says so, but I believe I can find out if it's possible."