If we were in bed together, during intermission, i would say the following:
"How about a gofundme for a full page New York Times ad?
Just your photo and your name. Nothing else.
Full page color in the entertainment section.
Oh RedacTed!
How about this? You with a Santa hat and green kettle out front of... Madison stare garden before a basketball game. Ringing a bell and raking, in the cash from horny boys.
I would tell you to Onlyfans it if i didn't love you. Cause you could. You definitely could."