Huge, is fat. And on North Central wVa Tinder, half of the women are huge.
*****
Flush with my bad boy look in pictures, I am trying online dating again because I can.
My standard is "if I can't carry her at least a short distance I don't want to fuck her".
In New York, 95% of women, made it under that bar.
A face is temporary.
I know from experience I can turn an "ugly" girl into a beauty with my attention. So when I swipe onto the photograph of a girl that the football players would ignore, I do not.
Swipe right.
I swipe left only when there's no goddamn way, she could climb a tree. You'd think with more trees around here there'd be more girls who can climb them.
They're all in New York City. Walking around hating the men they want to fuck and liking the men who can't fuck them.