I hate dogs.
There I said it again.
My mom has this dog. She always has a dog. When one dies within two days she has to replace the goddamn thing with another one.
When I was born my parents had three Rottweilers.
Stupid ass monsters scared me. They were always big and barking.
My parents kept them away from me but I fucking loathed them. Couldn't wait for them to die. My mom gave them more affection than she ever gave me.
So now she has yet another one. And I am expected to love him rather than beat him to death like I want to every time the stupid fuck barks at something not worth barking about. Right above my bed in the middle of the night like he just did.
I don't want to have anything to do with him. Yet he's here. Or rather up there. So when I leave my apartment and go into the house I have to be pleasant.
Then the fucking thing jumps on me, as playful protection for my mom. And won't go the fuck away when I get tired of pretending to enjoy petting him.
I am so trained to be nice to dogs I feel guilty being cold to him for very long.
And immediately regret caving.
Would I be loving to a random squirrel? No. So why do i have to love him?
Fucking annoying.
I want to kick the cocksucker every time I see him.
Dogs are wolves in sheep's clothing. He knows I don't like him. And yet he keeps putting on this innocent act so I'll be forced to pay attention to him.
I can understand animals. They are people who can't talk. Non-human mimes. They have all the same motivations and feelings we do. Even similar looks and body language.
They just don't think in English.
So when the cocksucker looks at me, I know what he's thinking.
"She's my! Mom not yours".
I never had a brother or sister and I am not starting now.
And yet, the gentle side of me says "he's just protecting her and the house. He's trying to be good as he understands it".
Pets are for people who can't get laid right. Who wanna hug something that can't get away.
It's disgusting. No offense to your cat who you don't seem insanely in love with thankfully.
He's like a little kid. Bothering me while I'm! trying to be a little kid.
You think I am vengeful against an underfoot canine. Don't have an abortion or fail to give it away and watch me try to get our child kidnapped and murdered.
*****
Fuck that dog and the bitch he came out of.