Sinking Sucky Girls



Not the good kind.

Not that I was ever one of those "head, now!" guys.

I feel that way doing the giving.

*****

Dear Lightning,

I spent the last year and $60,000 in New York City. And in a city of a million spitfires, I couldn't find You.

Fuck that place and everyone who lives there.

Common sense told me that when 95% of females under 45 are goddamn gorgeous, that's the place to look for love.

Wrong.

Hot girls hot girls everywhere and not a one with any ovaries. They're all... scared. 

Because there I was, the hottest guy to hit town since Babe Ruth in 1920 and none, demanded I fuck them.

So much for assertive city women.