Your friends who are in your skits are... Well they're not the Jacksass crew. And you have big bold ideas and skills and they're like. They're like The Office staff. Cringiest show ever.
I am so, much better at sketch comedy than they are. The talent show impersonation of my high school principals had the entire auditorium in an upside down roar.
You will fucking love, me. Like, like love.
I have been saving myself for you. All my talents.