Do you want to live forever? I'm Troy McClure. No I'm not. I am Wolf Alexander! And the first thing to decide is "at what age do i want to live forever?" your choices are 0-125 since that's the record i think. I pick 16. Old enough to drive. Old enough to fuck an adult in WV. Young enough to still love being "bad". Which was doing adult things before i supposed to. Why anyone would choose to be much older than that i don't know. College was fun but being am outlaw from our parents and teachers was more fun than it being university sanctioned. Even though there was more of it. So pick your age! And act it. If your 14 year old self would call you a Karen that's bad. You won't enjoy living forever being like that and thus you you won't. Life not fun makes me wanna die, and between physics and psychology, too much of that mood and ballgame. On the other hand, being 16 and horny is a youthful way to spend your day. Since those were those days. Repeat and repeat. Suddenly you will make Freudian slips like i just made, thinking the name of my junior year crush in a moment of love frustration. I am dialed in on thinking like a high school student. Not to fuck them, but to remain them. The student convo on the bus yesterday was my speed. Who's fucking who and what bullshit the adults want. High.