You won't do this.
But,
It would be a lot cooler if you did!
Without telling me, ring the doorbell.
You, not goons you send.
1109 Woodland Drive, Bridgeport West Virginia.
I can't imagine you doing that.
But,
What I could imagine you doing, is taking the train, to Pittsburgh, like Jane Bond, then renting a Cadillac and driving down and spying on my house.
Then going back to New York smiling to yourself that you were 100 yards from me and didn't say hi.