All Pussy is Pink


If you are one of another color and can't quite get over my persistent use of racial slurs,

Black girls are hot.

All colors of girls are hot except blue. Because that's not a race. That's a job.

I know this one black girl. Who may be reading. Goddamn you are hot. You know who I mean. If I wanted to fire you I'd type your name.

I want you to fire her. That cun+ I've been in love with.

Then I want to take you out on a date. Let's go to Rikers as visitors. I've never been. Or whatever you want to do.

Or you can just go on being so, hot. On camera. Like a warrior doll.

Thank you, your honoress.

Who's the HNIC forever?


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