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Cute.

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I gotta add watching and hearing (the sound is key) you bump gently into a door is enjoyable.

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You got the basics of slapstick. Everything's an accident and you're never embarrassed.

That's how people want to think. They fuck up but it wasn't their fault. 

You're Teflon Rachel.

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Good physical comedy is very, cathartic. And very hard to do without being gross, like Jim Carey. He's too much.

Subtle, sells, slapstick.

Do it a bit faster.

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You took down the infomercial. Good clicking. You see how hard it is to please yourself and please a customer? It's the same problem prostitutes have.

The second you change your art for product placement you lose all the authenticity.

Try getting paid for stuff you use anyway.

For example, Nike, should pay you, for wearing their sweater, after you wore it because you felt like it.

That's the kind of telephone call you're not making. And you don't have someone with the tone to do it for you.

It's extortion. "Hey you owe her for showing off your clothes".

I can do that legally.

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Yeah I know I said I wasn't going to watch and comment till I got back to town.

I lied.

You lied about me so I can lie a little to you.

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If you were happily following along and got upset that I got upset from something you did last year, I'm sorry. It thought like a fresh insult.