Fresh Postcard and Battle Reports




One thing you definitely, don't have to worry about, should you choose to accept me, is me letting my mom fuck with you.

Your mother-in-law will be on a leash I hand you.

I love her because I have to.

You don't ever, have to show her any respect. In fact, helping me retaliate against her can be something we enjoy together if you want.

*****

I growled at a p!g in a patrol car today. That was fun. Because he heard it. I had the excuse of being exhausted while hiking uphill with a 50 pound backpack so my growl was legally against gravity.

But I saw him hanging out at the entrance to my neighborhood and I got angry.

There are way too many police in this town. Too much money. Not enough good ideas from the city council, and manager.

I glared right as his cruiser and let out a grizzly snarl from 30 yards away.

*****

My mother and I had a little argument.

I said half of the stuff I've always wanted to say to her.

I wrote it to really hurt her. She hurt me first.

*****

Whatcha up to?

Lighting people on fire and taking names I bet.

You would destroy this town. A girl half as attractive as you hasn't been here since... maybe a Hollywood starlet broke down here in the 50's.