One thing you definitely, don't have to worry about, should you choose to accept me, is me letting my mom fuck with you.
Your mother-in-law will be on a leash I hand you.
I love her because I have to.
You don't ever, have to show her any respect. In fact, helping me retaliate against her can be something we enjoy together if you want.
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I growled at a p!g in a patrol car today. That was fun. Because he heard it. I had the excuse of being exhausted while hiking uphill with a 50 pound backpack so my growl was legally against gravity.
But I saw him hanging out at the entrance to my neighborhood and I got angry.
There are way too many police in this town. Too much money. Not enough good ideas from the city council, and manager.
I glared right as his cruiser and let out a grizzly snarl from 30 yards away.
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My mother and I had a little argument.
I said half of the stuff I've always wanted to say to her.
I wrote it to really hurt her. She hurt me first.
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Whatcha up to?
Lighting people on fire and taking names I bet.
You would destroy this town. A girl half as attractive as you hasn't been here since... maybe a Hollywood starlet broke down here in the 50's.