Johnson Elementary Vice-Principal Dennis Stromberg C.O.D.


Ah this is fun.



Dear "Mr. Stromberg",

This is one of your students from the 90's. I'm the one who said The Pledge of Allegiance over the intercom, and then "thank you very much!" like Elvis.

I seem to remember you yelling at me, like you were important and I should care.

Alex Weinstein. 

I am doing a "memory retrospective" for my upcoming career, and pulled out your file.

Says you were an asshole to me a lot. Says here "Jesus loving dumbass who wasn't in charge but thought he was". 

You seemed proud you could bully little kids with your gruff manner and dark presence. Exactly like someone who shouldn't be around children with spirit.

Only in this built-by-re+ards state could you be in the school system.

Fuck you, from me. Then and now! I thought you might have died when I was looking you up but you are thankfully, still alive to read. You are way too old for me to challenge for real but just know, you're a chump, and there's no heaven.

Enjoy the rest of long pointless life! 

Ladies reading, I am your most obedient servant.

--Wolf Alexander