1. You use me after you get me in trouble and then don't get me out of the trouble I didn't deserve you getting me in.
I go to jail because you're too good to say "stop" and too conceited to admit jealousy.
Well you're going to admit it on the stand.
I'm going to make you look so gay.
2. You pretend to be single when really you're taken by the ghost of your daddy past.
Tell me about the skeleton singular in your!! closet.
You got an abortion your parents don't know about.
3. You don't like me for no reason. If prejudice was a sport you're finally an athlete.
4. You are a self-censoring priest tickler.
You can't type f u c k into IG because what will your sister say?
5. You consider yourself smart without knowing what it's good for.
It's not good for being an infomercial slut.
6. You make me question my vision.
How can a girl so pretty be so...
Wrong for me.
7. You could be greater than you think you could be. Which means you won't be.
8. I can't say what I want to really say about you.
Yes I can.
9. I want you removed from my conscious but you won't go away.
You're like gum on my sandal.
10. You're so scared of me because you're so scared of fucking down.
🎵Stuck Up in the Middle with You🎵
11. You would rather be unhappy than wrong.
You're doing very well at it.
12. Your newer friends are lame replacements for the ones you used to have.
Those conversations... lol.
13. You paddle about without a love for the sea.
Why be famous if you don't want to fuck?
14. You're cynical about yourself. That's stupid.
I thought you said you were smart.
15. You're reading this and don't have the valor to talk to me like a woman.
Coodies aren't real.
16. I'm tired of fearing your unfavor.
You can't do anything to me I can't do back to you.
17. Fuck you. You do not deserve me.
18. You think it's cute you treat me this way because I'm just a man.
It's easier for me to make a pussy than for you to make a dick.
19. Fuck. You. Liar. Not-so-great pretender. Why are you stuck nibbling away for 500 followers a day?
The crumbs from The Man's plate.
How do they taste?
20. You will never get to 10,000,000 followers without me!!!
Really you won't. I'll bet you a kiss.
21. I hate you so much for not talking to me. You deserve to be a lifetime also-ran.
Another forgotten hottie.
22. I hope, and know, the other guy you choose, will throw you away later.
You will be a mom and yuck.
When 30 was still young you're going to be so fucking sorry. And I won't be.
23. I wish I could skip to later, now, like I can for them from before. So I could rub it now.
But them from before are so sad now, like you'll be, later, that I get little pleasure being right.
24. All you can do is act the foolless on film.
You can't tell your story in print, where it counts how honest! you are. Not how attractive you are.
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