I won't let my girl be hurt by types, of boys. They're all one type or another.
I sent this before but now it's better. Expanded. Done.
Whichever of these words comes to mind first when you meet any type of male, go with that. Even if it doesn't match the societal definition.
In reverse alphabetical order:
Y@nkees
Tr@nnys
Re+ards
Redneck$
Punk$
P!gs
N!ggers
Jew$
F@gs
Cavalier$
Y@ankees: This is a northern American, and proud of it. They talk loud but melt from an apple pie American girl. They're afraid of n!ggers. They're allied with p!gs. They're jealous of tr@nnys. They are not very smart. You can insult them and smile and they'll think they misunderstood. Not your speed.
Tr@nnys: You know of one of these. They are consummate liars. You're lucky he tells you his real name. But they're smart. They're the smartest men. Because unlike f@gs, they know they can't switch sexual preferences to get girls. Instead they switch... nothing. Huff and puff blows their ego down.
Re+ards: There were lots of these in The Park. Mental illness pretending father fuckers. They think if you feel sorry for them, you'll get to like them. Then they can suddenly not have a mental illness anymore. But you know that scam.
Reckneck$: Rarely you run into one of them but they're tough. They are really good, at pretending to be tough. Except they don't belong in the city. Their toughness is all wild braun. In small spaces they go insane. In strange places they get homesick. Weird crowds make them nervous. They are home ground good only.
Punk$: You wanna fuck underage boys biologically but usually they're afraid of adult women. You don't always come off as an adult. Great. But in those moments, children with big boy IDs may approach you and throw you fresh game that you want fueled by. Within five minutes they'll try to prove their maturity and you'll realize they need a father not a mother.
P!gs: Charm. Cops are suckers, for charm. For someone liking them, genuinely. Because all cool people hate the police. As a cool person yourself, don't let on. They're a ghost of something. Make them serve you.
N!ggers: What's black and not white and unread all over?
Jew$: These boys have one hero. Even if they don't support the state of Israel, they get off thinking they're indestructible too. Except Israel, like them, is protected from destruction by the United States of America. Jew$ run, ironically, for p!gs, whenever they get scared.
F@gs: Men who want to be friends with women they're too scared to make a move on like Andy Warhol. Then when you aren't attracted to the weakest-in-the-wild male living in the city, they'll yell at you for not being a good friend.
Cavalier$: Hunt them down Jane Bond. They're perfect but only, during missions. Change the mission. Change the environment. Change the angle. They'll give you what you want where you want it when you want it how you want it, but not why, you want it. They don't know why you want it.