There is Nothing Wrong with You!!

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I know you were kidding. But self deprecation comes from a place of honesty.

Rachel there is nothing wrong with you.

You are a sparkling, brilliant, supercalifragalisticexpealadocious example of what all women could be. Maybe.

You destroy the other 999,999,999 dateable girls in New York.

THAT'S A STATISTICAL CERTAINTY FROM THE ACE PUSSY HUNTER IN AMERICA.

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There's nothing wrong with you inside or out.

The total package of your mind and body, exceeds my wildest dreams.

And I have wild dreams.

Any boy, who ever made you think you were flawed, or that you were not good enough, was a senseless dumbass, who should be drawn and quartered.

Seriously.

It upsets me as a journalist. To hear you tell such a lie about yourself.


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