Rachel,
It makes me feel sorry, for You. That you won't let us hang out.
Because I know you think you have fun, since every boy let's you do anything you want.
But you aren't thinking 500th dimensionally. Cause together... fun.
Rebel, Fun.
*****
War Wife,
Here's a list of improv thought-of-right-now characters you could do:
1. Hot hotdog girl.
2. Cop. Please. Detective, and direct traffic (for real through one green)
3. Phone tech support prankster.
4. Librarian.
5. Nice newsstand "man".
6. Meanest dentist ever.
7. Person just out of a time machine.
8. Fighter pilot.
9. Billionaire heiress.
10. Virgin _______ (first time... jumping out of a plane, etc)
11. Lawyer. Pretty please.
12. Spelunker (you could make that so goofy. Cave fort in your apartment, like "Monty Python's Uxbridge Road")
13. Some version of the "Holiday Inn Express Ads" (no I'm not an expert but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night)
14. Serial Killer/R for Revenge (V for Vendetta)
15. Witch
16. Indian (feather)
17. Rachel Appleseed
18. Badder Mom/Teacher/Santa
19. Mafiosa
*****
"Think and Grow Rich"! Best self help book.
The CliffsNotes: Every great anybody had "a burning desire for a definite purpose" e.g. "I have a burning desire to make out with Alex Weinstein", and "I am going to be on SNL!!!"
Pick a goal that's specific, and go at it until you get it. Letting nothing and no one stop you.
Like you're tearing through wrapping paper.
LightningLover.com