You Wanna Act Like Damaged Good Go Ahead!


The woman who judges a man by his past with other women isn't sharp.

She's dull. From her own past with THE WRONG FUCKING DUDE!

Was I supposed to be happy in a bad marriage?

Did you want me to politely accept a not-so-great girlfriend?

The right girl gets the best fucking boy there has ever been.

How dare you accuse me of being wrong for you when you will not give me a chance!

Old maid incoming with that attitude.

Fuck you liar! You lied about me. You lie still.

When the girl of my wildest dreams is in my arms she's! going to send you an email that reads "haha you stupid cun+. Alex is awesome".

And you and your Penn grad girlfriend can club and complain together until the nursing home van picks you up.

It's not cute. Your feminist act. Don't let a loser put it in you and you'll be fine.


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