It's Time for Another Sketch of "How Close Am I?" - Today's Topic: Your Virginity


But first!

"A Tip I Shouldn't Give":

The next time you are tongue tied around Mr. Package, know this girlfriend:

boys will hook up with almost any girl who's obvious. Easy cutely. And make no "she's a slut" judgment. Rather happy to be treated honestly.

You are a 7 in any guys' league on your "worst sick idgaf day" thus "yeah!" will be his response to an y thing aggressively friendly you do!

Rachel you are so fucking hot all boys you want to fuck you will fuck you on demand.

Prove me wrong.  

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And now!...

The first time you had sex, you were not raped.

But you weren't excited about it.

You didn't happily frolic into the forest with your young champion.

Your first time you thought you "ought" to.

It was an experiment.

Life practice.

You thought you way through it.

It wasn't deeply passionate and womanly affirming.

Thus you made fun of opining for "him" on the taste of his cum. "It tastes real good yeah. And you believe me stupid boy".

So for you, blowjobs are not like eating a woman out is for me: expressions of desire. To drink from the river of her love. To tenderly kiss-caress her more delicate lips. To massage and explore and know her tunnel of all things.

That's not been your experience giving head to the dudes who you gave it to.

I just wanna make out and try to get my hands up your shirt and down your shorts our first date.


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