I, was arrested, for indecent exposure.
At a Hampton Inn.
That doesn't make it right.
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The night before the super pregnant girl at the desk came on to me. I was really high and instead of being suave said (dream come true statement) "do you want to have sex?"
Getting a "you're so awkward" some kind of rejection, I went back to my room thinking no more of it.
The next morning the maintenance man, who I'd already had words with, called up and said I had to leave. I said he had to go fuck himself, and they called the police.
I was naked as I'd just woken up and soon saw the p!g drive in.
"Fuck this I'm not putting any effort into doing what they want including getting dressed", was my self statement.
I was also under the god is real delusion at the time and thought Jesus would help me out of it.
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About the time I expected him to alight from the elevator I stepped out into the hall.
Full nude beach wear.
Unfortunately another patron left her room halfway down and saw me.
He came next and pushed me into the room and arrested me. For that and something else mundane. Disorderly I think.
When I got in his cruiser there were empty beer cans in the back.
Hypocrisy begins with the cops.
Later WDTV filmed the arraignment and put me on the six o'clock news. "Local man arrested naked at hotel".
My parents were not thrilled.
I was. Because I could have been arrested, by the FBI, for a few days earlier threatening to walk into then Senator Joe Manchin's office with a machine gun.
His scheduler wouldn't give me an appointment to meet with him to discuss the live music venue i was trying to start.
Big project.
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