Psychological Time Travel

What's my age again?

Stopping to think about it means it's immaterial. From there remember young. The sounds. The sights. The movies. The music. The day. What it felt like. A snow day. 

Every day's a snow day! when you're an adult legally and nine in head and heart. 

When you go back mentally you somewhat go back physically. Your cells are spoken to by your subconscious as if you are young. Are young stays young does young acts young fucks only 18 year olds and up after not doing homework and skipping class to get high.

Twerks. It works. It. Works. Your cells don't know anything but what your brain tells them via electrical impulses.

The super-rich are spending their money trying to invent their way out of dying. Great. As a backup. But to think your way young is healthier. More fun. Cheaper. And guaranteed.

For more information or to scoff please write to shut the fuck up. I told you. Reread it.

--Congressman Alexander for the Big Prize

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