Congressman Alexander's Broadsheet

That was a really hot game of Truth or Dare. Next time can I play? LATER: That was so fucking hot. The conversation and your group. I am thinking about it and you five hours later. 

An SOS to anyone working on The Hill. WHEN YOUR BOSS does something he's not supposed to do TELL ME ABOUT IT. off the record. "I expect to have this country ruled by the people, and not by the lord, and the interests of high finance."

Wolf Alexander is fifteen years old. That will make sense shortly. He was born in September, 2009, on the day he told the real world "fuck off". ( related video ) ***** From the moment I began to rebel I never let them tell me I was wrong. It wasn't all that spectacular. I refused to get out of my friend's friend's truck. Out of the bed of the truck. I decided no one on earth was going to get me out of it no matter what. I caved later when arrest was imminent. In the time between I shot down every attempt at coaxing and every assault to drag me out. Both boys tried and I fought them off.  Imagine a pickup truck out front and I am arguing with a dozen different people. I wasn't going to get out until I was good and ready.  If I had been the truck owner I would have called my bluff and drove off with the other me in the back but he wasn't that bright. Since then I was in a civil war with my socio-regional neighborhood back home. Bad. They, are bad. I...

---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Tue, Mar 4, 2025 at 7:22 AM Subject: To Edward R. Stewart To: < reservations@thedailyshow.com >, < internship@thedailyshow.com >, < jenflanz@thedailyshow.com >, < info@thedailyshow.com >, < help@thedailyshow.com >, < Mets@thedailyshow.com >, < tilzer@roar.la >, Michael Kosta < michael@michaelkosta.com >, < dbo@dixontalent.com >, < ramin.hedayati@gmail.com >, < jmelkmann@thedailyshow.com >, < tickets@thedailyshow.com >, < desi.lydic@gmail.com >, < contact@ronnychieng.com >, < ticketsupport@ronnychieng.com >, < jeffrey.jacobs@caa.com >, < justin.edbrooke@caa.com >, < justin.gorkowitz@caa.com >, < ka@kamesmgmt.com >, < fh@kamesmgmt.com >, Megan McWaters < mmcwaters@independentartistgroup.com >, < mburgos@independentartistgroup.com >,...

It's tempting to be excited when a good campaigning day brings many more clicks. But what is real is someone stopping to talk to me. The billionaires could be manipulating the statistics I get. They could even manufacture attention. So that I think I am super famous but really, no one has ever heard of me. They can keep you glued to that screen, waiting for something which doesn't arrive. What I want to arrive is not virtual. She's real. Translation: I gotta get outside even if the weather isn't Sunny and 55 . I enjoyed the last few warmer days. Now it's chilly again so I don't want to go up to The Daily Show and picket Jon Stewart for not having me on. I skipped The Park yesterday too. For ankle rest but also because when it's colder than 40 it's hard to enjoy being outside not moving around. And there's a lot of stopped stuff I have to do so I can have my flag out. And sandals. How I love sandals... Stay for the summer if you're not a native. ...

I sent this as a seperate email after thinking on the problem some more: "DEMAND THE ICBMs BACK. They're your only guaranteed security." ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: Wolf Alexander < congressmanalexander@gmail.com > Date: Sun, Mar 2, 2025, 15:52 Subject: Zelenskyy, Volodymyr AMERICAN SPY To: < info@police.gov.ua >, < vidkrytist@mvs.gov.ua >, < press@mtu.gov.ua >, < meconomy@me.gov.ua >, < presa@minfin.gov.ua >, < infomf@minfin.gov.ua >, < press@mlsp.gov.ua >, < infozapit@mlsp.gov.ua >, < zvernennya@mlsp.gov.ua >, < info@mlsp.gov.ua >, < press@mspu.gov.ua >, < zsmfa@mfa.gov.ua >, < mil_doc@post.mil.gov.ua >, < admou@post.mil.gov.ua >, < press@gur.gov.ua >, < contact@gur.gov.ua >, < koord@gur.gov.ua >, < inform@szru.gov.ua >, < press@mfa.gov.ua > Says hi, again. Congressman for you President. Trump. Chump. Tr...

Besting those who are like you physically, to find the best of those who isn't like you physically. *The straight, cis, dating world P.S. I wish one of you would be brave enough to message me. 3/2/25

Let's go ridin' on that long, black, train! Watch out sister for that long, black, train. This devil's a drivin' this long, black, train! :0) You can hear me howwwwwwwl! from a mile away. Here's a poem riffing on a Josh Turner song that is horrible and Jesus but awesome. His voice is almost unbeatable and I love trains and I am definitely the devil. ***** There's a long, black, train. Comin' down the line. Watch out sister for that long, black, train. Look to the heavens. You can look to the sky. You can find Shawshank Redemption staring back into your eyes. Burnin' your ticket for that long, black, train. Cause there's victory in this Congressman. Victory in me. Cling to the mother and her holy name, and let's go ridin' on that long, black, train! I'm the engineer of this long, black, train. Let me ride on that long, black, train.  ;0)  It sounds so good you oughtn't stay away. Cause there's victory in this Congressman. Victory ...

Am I not that powerful yet? Soon. Very soon. How about no time change. All clocks mived to the mid point between summer and winter time. Deal?