I Stand Corrected Zohran
I still say "A woman for mayor!" and she's got the right stuff.
Adrienne Adams for Mayor!
(no relation to the current cocksucker)
---------- Forwarded message ---------
From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Jun 12, 2025, 6:20 AM
Subject: I Stand Corrected Zohran
To: <volunteer@zohranfornyc.com>, <press@zohranfornyc.com>
Cc: <SpeakerAdams@council.nyc.gov>
From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Jun 12, 2025, 6:20 AM
Subject: I Stand Corrected Zohran
To: <volunteer@zohranfornyc.com>, <press@zohranfornyc.com>
Cc: <SpeakerAdams@council.nyc.gov>
It seems you might stun the world and win without my help.
Bravo!
Although I can claim credit for putting a charge into you a couple months ago.
Bottom line? You're not an Alsoran.
*****
However you are term limited.
New York needs a female mayor like the country needs a female President.
Even if you got a sex change that wouldn't qualify you.
So the next time, I'm going to make sure you lose. Hopefully to Speaker Adams.
But here and now, keep pouring it on. Try to win by 15 points not 1.5.
Godspeed John Glenn!
--Wolf Alexander
P.S. May I suggest a few things for The City?
Thanks
1. Expand the weapons laws so women can carry more dangerous self defense tools. So they can walk home alone on a dark street at night and feel confident they can kill any cocksucker who dares.
2. Allow for keg parties and beer pong at Washington Square Park. That one's for me personally but many will enjoy.
3. A new subway line running north from Brighton Beach all the way through to the Bronx, via Queens. The outer boroughs need transportation love. I'll get you the funding in 2029 for your last few months. It can be your crowning achievement.
4. A citywide "Clean this Pigsty" program. Volunteer armies, supported by city services, to get all, the trash, off of every street and keep it so.
New York should look like Galway. If people in every neighborhood cared it would take one day.
5. A "yeah you can sleep in your storage unit if you want to" exception to the hotel laws. Sometimes $100 a month for a steel closet is all someone can afford. Why is that more dangerous than them sleeping on the street? It's not.
Get any two of those passed and you will have my endorsement, as an independent, for higher or different office.
Cheers!
---Congressman Alexander NY10
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P.P.P.S. I will send your opponent Mr. Face Melt a love note aimed at his remaining mojo by Monday. Should get you a point.
-Alex