Better Than the Subway

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Dear New Yorker,

Imagine I told you there will be a way to get from wherever you are north or south, express!

FAST FERRIES.

I am stuck on the 1 line trying to go north because the Hudson and East Rivers are leaking onto the subway tracks. I guess.

HALF THE CITY CAN'T GO HOME BECAUSE IT'S RAINING.

THAT'S GODDAMN RIDICULOUS.

THERE'S WEALTH ENOUGH TO FIX THE PROBLEM.

I HAVE A BETTER WAY TO FIX IT.

How about sitting on top of the water instead of trying to go under it?

THE IDEA!

DOZENS. of ferries. NICE FAST COMFY FUN AND FAST.

You will be able to walk to either river and get a ferry up or down Manhattan and over to and around Queens Brooklyn and The Bronx.

A pier with service every 5 blocks give or take.

Every ten minutes. And fast. AND COOL! Not hot. Or hot when it's cold. FAST up and down the islands.

THE BILLIONAIRES CAN DONATE THEIR YACHTS FOR THE REST OF US.

I'll still do the subway expension it's necessary. But I wish I could hop on a boat and get out of this concrete cave.

YOU SHALL HAVE THEM!

"Fast Ferries".com

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