The Bonnie Blue Congressman

The Story I Read About Her

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From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, Dec 4, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Subject: The Bonnie Blue Congressman
To: info@bonnieblue.fans <info@bonnieblue.fans>

Ms. Blue, how do you do?!

You and I have the same bunch of ninnies after us.

While you are trying to hook up with 18 year old boys, I am trying to hook up with 18 year old girls.

Not exclusively but I ain't being shy about not excluding them just because they are "barely legal". Which is why The University of Virginia banned me from campus. Because of this article.

For the benefit of my newspaper I am going to talk about stuff we obviously agree about:

There's gotta be one age that equals ADULT in all realms. Driving, fucking, going to real prison, buying beer weed and cigarettes, fighting for Uncle Sam, owning a gun, buying a porno, voting, getting all the various and innumerable "licenses to _______", etc. etc. etc.

ONE AGE! I'm 40 and don't really care which one BUT THERE OUGHTA BE ONE. Age. For all that. Not a different age for each one. "Oh you're old enough to be cannon fodder for American imperialism but you're not old enough to get high." FUCK THAT. And "you're not old enough to have sex with an adult but if you kill like an adult we will treat you like one." "You can vote at 18 but you can't own a gun until 21" is the newest policy trend here in the States.

What is the story with telling human beings who are... at 18 I was in charge of myself. At 9 I was in charge of myself. The point is when you are whatever age you are you always feel like you know what is going on. And to have older adults tell an 18 year old "you're technically old enough to have sex with that Bonnie girl but you shouldn't because you don't know what you're doing..."

Don't get me started on "you're old enough/not old enough to turn yourself into! a girl."

If I was 18 you can bet your hot ass I would want to get with you. And some middle aged loser wouldn't stop me. 

You are not entrapping vulnerable children. Nor am I. You are saying "Hey university-age hottie! Wanna sleep with me? Sign up!" I don't see the problem. First of all, from a boy's perspective, you could have seduced me when I was 9 and that woulda been fine, by, me.

Also from a boy's perspective: I don't want any girl, regardless of age 18 and up, who is too shy to say "I want to fuck you" to my face. That rules out the vulnerable. The near vulnerable. And the technically vulnerable. Leaving only the LARGE AND IN CHARGE. When you are large and in charge you don't give a good goddamn how old you are. You want what you want and societal pressure isn't going to stop you. So any large and in-charge 18+ year old who wants to hook up with me gets an open tent policy.

The ninnies are the girls and boys who aren't hot enough to attract younger mates. They don't like that we are. So they use their wagging fingers like the Church Lady, which would do better up their ass.

--Congressman Wolf Alexander

P.S. When you cross the pond Tia, stop by.