I Hate Adults

Only adults can take something naturally fun and fuck it up.

There's a ~10 year old boy at this party who is sitting in chairs exactly like me. Bored as fuck.

The three kids here were swinging on the swing like it was supposed to be swung on.

I played darts. Twice. No one asked to play with me.

At what point do adult-children turn into adults? After college? I never did. 

See you take a group of college students, give them a building, privacy alcohol and weed and it's going to be fun. Beer pong. Definitely. Flip cup. Maybe. Unplanned hijinks definitely.

At an adult party, with people with children, married, engaged, etc, it's trash. Absolute garbage fun. Drinking without the crazyness is social alcoholism. If I am not gerting drunk and high to be fast and lose and on the edge of out of control why am I doing it?

I'm not.

Come on, me. Get into an all single girl situation express, please. 

At the moment boys are surrounding me because I am clearly the dominant Congressman.