A Girl with True Grit

There was once a boy named Alex who lived in a tent on top of the hill. It was lonely at night

Then one day he realized "there ain't nobody here to have fun with, ever!!!" So he prepared to leave.

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Well the first thing you know

Ol' Alex's a trillionaire!

Kinfolk said "Alex move away from there"

Said "New York City's the place you oughta be"

So he loaded up his packs

And he moved to Brooklyn.

HOME A THE DODGERS THAT IS! 

Swimming pools, and he's soon a movie star!

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After two months in the woods in Central Virginia, I have had enough. Actually I haven't had enough. ATTENTION. Girls. Yours. So I am making the rational choice to git! 

And enough fucking around. To conquer the United States of America you have to conquer New York. It's in the military guidebook "Beating the Super Rich at Their Own Game for Geniuses".

The Eighth Congressional District of New York. THE HEART OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, since it's Congressperson is Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. Who sounds more like Mike Jeffries when he talks. 

AOC took out what's his name no one cares about anymore. Some hotshot NYC Democrat but not, their leader. In fact she folded under pressure from their then leader Nancy Pelosi. 

I am not folding. I am going all in and I got the hand. A three aces over eights full house. "The Calamity Jane" (poker hand).

I made that up BECAUSE CALAMITY JANE WAS AN AWESOME GIRL! And good friends with Wild Bill Hickock who died holding two aces over eights. "The Dead Man's Hand"

There is only one, real cowgirl! from the Old West and it ain't Annie Oakley, cool as she was. It's Jane Canary.

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In a week I am going to New York City for a scouting trip. Then on the Ides of January, for real.

There is a standup comedy open-mic every hour, of every day of the week.

NOTHING CAN STOP ME FROM BEING FAMOUS.

And then? And then I will win! Everything I ever wanted.