They Are Coming For You Anyways


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From: Wolf Alexander <thespitfirehunter@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Dec 2, 2024, 12:49 AM
Subject: They Are Coming For You Anyways
To: Seth Sturm <sethsturm@gmail.com>

Dearest Brother Uncas,

I have made you a central figure in my campaign. Therefore, you are going to be questioned. Accosted, bothered, texted, called, annoyed, and called and messaged and texted and visited! by journalists asking about me.

I know that's exactly what you want.

Attention from professional people in your area of enjoyment and you to feel important.

However, you're not actively participating in my campaign anymore, which leads me to suspect you're an enemy, since you're not an ally.

Therefore anything you say better be exactly what I want you to say.

The truth.

If you lie, it won't be good for you. 

If you exaggerate, it won't be good for you. 

If you imply your involvement with me wasn't as strong as it was, it won't be good for you.

If you pretend you haven't been my "best friend" for five years in order to cover your ass from non existent things you're scared of, it won't be good for you.

I'm going to read, hear or watch their reports with your name attached and if it's not accurate, it won't be good for you. 

Check their quotes and demand to see the copy right before it goes to print and warn me if something is wrong before the public sees it, or it won't be good for you.

If anonymous reports come in with information I know only you could provide, it won't be good for you.

If you go on somebody's show and talk about me, you better not use me for your benefit alone. Otherwise it won't be good for you.

*****

You aren't or haven't taken me seriously, but I'm taking me seriously, and I know where this is going. Therefore, I'm telling you what not to do to save your skin.

-Alex

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