(a nicer) GANGSTER DAY and "Observing Everything Has Drawbacks"

JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE CUTE DOESN'T MEAN I WILL HIT ON YOU.

Please don't wait for that. I don't enjoy bothering a girl who doesn't want me for me. 

I am chivalrous, not a player. Although I'd like to be a chivalrous player. 

Maybe.

ANYWAY talk to me. You, talk to me. K?

Cool.

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---------- Forwarded message ---------
From: Wolf Alexander <congressmanalexander@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Dec 28, 2024, 18:13
Subject: Observing Everything Has Drawbacks
To: Wolf Alexander <theSpitfireHunter@gmail.com>

Because I am aware of everything one level down -- because I know what people are feeling when they observe me -- I do my best to make girls comfortable. And boys depending on the circumstance get varying treatment.

Knowing my effect on people subconsciously is a full time job.

FOR EXAMPLE:

I did two comedy open mics today.

Everyone on stage was observing me reacting to their routines. And my reactions would effect their performance. So I was struggling to give support to the boys who I really don't want to be around.

I only ;0( saw... two girls :0) on stage today.

Ro "Lone Wolf" McQuaid you're very funny.


(I have never watched that)

So I feel am sitting there on stage myself. Being observed in a performance by males. Not pleasant.

If a joke is cringy I try not to cringe. If a joke flops I try to give an A for effort laugh.

My honest opinion is as follows:

Boy: get off the stage.
Girl: I like you already.

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